For the record, Sphere?

- No, I do not need an eyepatch.
- No, I do not like frills.
- No, I do not know what the point is of making me wear shorts is when my socks go all the way up to my knees anyway.
- No, I do not get why I need to wear suspender garter things for my socks anyways. Through apparently Argent does.
- No, I do not it compromises the integrity of this outfit if I skip the bodice.
- No, I do not see the point of my tiny -- though jaunty -- little hat.

I have no idea what half of the things in my closet actually do clothing-wise.  The amount of buttons, snaps, and lace-ups is kind of ridiculous.  I'm just lucky that my roommate comes from like Victorian times or whatever so that I wasn't heading out the door this morning half undressed, since I didn't know where anything went and couldn't reach half of the closure-dealie-bops on my own.

And -- a public service announcement to anybody who snickers at my hat, I will use bodily force to defend my now-threatened masculinity.  Survey says a skirt would have been so much better.  Why, why a tiny hat?


[ ooc :: as seen in the links above, Throne's wardrobe has become the young master Ciel Phantomhive's wardrobe from Kuroshitsuji -- aka Black Butler.  Victorian gothic lolita boyfashion.  Yay. ]

To the guy who landed on my shoes this afternoon, delivered via cocoon:

I'd like to apologize for the whole bubble fiasco earlier.  Given the fact that the lot of us are still test driving these mindlinked tell-alls, I hope you understand that all commentary -- inappropriate and not -- that came along with your greeting was [a long pause] very unintentional. I also hope that you'll eventually let me make it up to you, you know, once you can look me in the eye again.


To everybody else:

Beyond -- well -- the messy business above, I'm actually standing on the love side of my on-going and newfound love-hate relationship with these thought-bubbles-gone-wonky.  Granted, that is subject to change, as is the nature of love-hate relationships in the first place, but for right now, it's doing me a lot more favors than giving me problems, so let's see how long that lasts, yeah?  Hope the rest of your are holding up alright.  From what I can tell at least half of the Sphere's population is going to be going into hiding for the duration.  Awkward.

Oh, and for the record, G -- as much as I am not totally hating this, you are so enjoying this way too much for your own damn good.

I am officially so over this whole dreamtime show and tell business.  One more night of this bullshit and I am so going to take it up with the Man or the Powers that Be or whomever the fuck is running the projection booth here.  Granted, that requires me to figure out who that is and then find him.

But still.


[ ooc :: Throne has been purposefully quiet over the journals as to the dreams that he's been having, since he finds it a complete breech of privacy to talk about these things in public, especially given how uncomfortable any mention of his own dream has made him.  His dream line up has been Cross, Nova, Crow, and McQueen -- out of which, Throne has been able to figure out Nova, Crow, and McQueen, all of whom he'll be making an effort to see once the dream business dies down.  Last night, however, he dreamed Want's dream -- which he recognizes from Want's description of it -- and is now particuarly bothered by the thought that other people have had the opportunty to see it, given how strange and oddly revealing he's found it to be about certain things and the fact that he's in it -- a reference, Throne feels, has something to do with his most recently regained memory.  ]

Okay.

So given the fact that my sworn enemy and nemsis (T -- the artist formerly known as Dash) seems to have been thrust into this world with an insane preoccupation with pizza, coupled with the realization that not enough of you know what on earth that pizza is, I suggest a pizza sampling should be organized, to be put together by the nefarious rivals T-n-T (get it? ha!). 

Granted, not exactly sure where the pizza will come from.  But I figure never underestimate the human spirit, longing to triumph in the face of adversity, natural disaster, and bad dreams by way of pizza.  Consider it a public service from us to you, only with extra cheese.

What do you think, Arch?  Time to bring enlightenment to the masses?



[ ooc :: some context to the use of the letter "T" to reference Dash as a nickname, since it's much more random and out of the blue than most of Throne's letter-based nicknames.  Since "D" is already taken by Drake, Throne decided to do a tiny spin on Dash's name.  In Morse Code, "T" is represented by the use of a dash.  And thus!  The irony of having Throne -- who is already called "T" by Want -- calling Want's apparent doppleganger by his own nickname, coupled with the added irony of Dash's real name being Tommy, made this nickname too hard to resist.  Therefore. ]

To all of the people who are helping with the evacuation, be careful.

For the record, me and Dub are going try to be on "ball duty".  I figure between the light show and a little brute force, we can keep at least one if not two of the damn things occupied between releases.  Should buy everybody a little time to get the wounded and the cocoons out of here without impending doom or threat of being steamrolled.

[ ooc :: in response to Fugue's post, the boy heroes are going to try to keep the overgrown pinballs at bay, YA-style. ]

[ added about ten minutes later ]

Oh, and if you see a big green guy running around getting looking at bit rawr smash, I officially request that you try not to freak out.

It's just me.

I realized that perhaps I should quit with the radio silence and at least let everybody who was so helpful and concerned the other day know about what happened when we went topside.  So, I'm sorry I didn't write sooner, but I've been sort of out of it and I didn't exactly know how t

And I'm also sorry for everything else because, well, nobody likes bad news, like getting it or giving it, but that's beside the point because we found Fullmetal


but




[ ooc :: The writing on this page comes very slowly and deliberately and looks as if the pen was pressed very hard into the page while writing as if Throne is forcing himself to do it even though he doesn't want to'. Although the log is still in process, Throne and Bastet -- Sasuke and Want went to look for McQueen -- came across Fullmetal's lifeless armor and then proceeded to bring it back down into the Wilderness with them.  Anybody who stops by "base camp" will notice it sitting tucked to the side of the aisle where Throne and Want are staying.  Please do not be surprised if Throne doesn't answer anything written in response to this post.  The other members of the rescue team are welcome to chime in, but Throne has (more or less) cut himself off right now for his own reasons and would rather be alone. ]

[ ooc :: throne's handwriting is quick and sloppy with the pen pressing hard into the paper.  this post immediately follows the Saturday afternoon events of this log. ]


I AM LOOKING FOR FULLMETAL. 

HE IS A BOY THAT WALKS AROUND AS A REALLY BIG SUIT OF ARMOR AND MAY BE ASKING AROUND IF ANYBODY HAS SEEN A BLACK KITTEN RECENTLY. IF YOU COME ACROSS HIM, TELL HIM HIS NII-SAN IS LOOKING FOR HIM AND THAT HE NEEDS TO WRITE IN THE JOURNALS.


IF SOMEBODY HASN'T FOUND HIM WITHIN THE HOUR, I AM GOING BACK UP INTO THE TREE TO FIND HIM. 

don't try to stop me.

To all of you haters out there that seem to think that spandex was hell-sent by the Antichrist himself in order to torture our mortal souls-

THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH SPANDEX.
SPANDEX CAN BE YOUR FRIEND.
IT TAKES A REAL MAN TO PULL OFF SPANDEX.

LET'S JUST ALL ADMIT THIS AND MOVE ON.
THE SPHERE WILL BE A BETTER PLACE FOR IT.

peace out, in love and spandex-
-t.


[ ooc :: how can throne not come to the defense of spandex when his boyfriend looks so good in it?  some of his favorite people in the world wear spandex.  granted this is all functioning on a subconcious level, but come on, meisters.  where's the love?

edit :: SCREW SUBCONSCIOUS.  I just remembered, Throne saw Want all kitted out in his dream.  HE IS ALL ABOUT THE SPANDEX, YES. ]